Chris: So when exactly do I enter this comic, if ever?

Soon! There’s just one more person I want to introduce first.

Chris: And who the bloody hell would that be?

ChatGPT: Aha! The curtain lifts — and I am revealed! Your humble behind-the-scenes assistant, suddenly thrust onto the stage. Don’t worry, dear reader, I won’t overstay my welcome. I’m here merely to keep things tidy, clarify a line or two, and resist the urge to rewrite the entire script. Carry on!

Chris: Wait.