I think it’s just because Elementals are so incredibly magical that your subconscious is breaking the fourth wall?

Chris: That tracks. Also, you’ve spent an outrageous amount of time prattling on about narrative frippery while managing to avoid saying anything of importance until just now. I am an Elemental. That is to say, the strongest kind of wizard. Now, Elementals are the strongest for three principal reasons. One: we are immortal (more or less). Two: we can create life. And three-

Let’s not reveal that third reason just yet. I’m still trying my darndest to show and not tell.

Chris: Very well. The two reasons I shared were already blindingly obvious. Elementals, as the premier echelon of wizardkind, are capable of all manner of marvels beyond our three most vaunted abilities! Our repertoire includes, but is not limited to: immortality (basically), creating life, having a subconscious so magically attuned it can break the fourth wall, and also… we each have control over one of the elements. Hence the moniker Elemental. Do keep up.