Chris: And while we’re on the subject of misplaced significance, allow me to clarify something else: Don’t mistake your protagonist’s enthusiasm for a plucky personality from here on out. Again, he’s twelve hours old. You’d be rather chipper yourself, I imagine, if you were in his position. And no, that wasn’t me saying he’s going to be a Debbie Downer either. I’m asking you to not take everything at face value and simply THINK.